dirty little birdy


i am a midwest college girl of twenty. this is me. this is by dirty little blog. prone to all things sexy, sarcastic, dirty, and birdy. 18 and over. no youngins allowed.

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IM BAAAAAAAAAACK

Tagged: with pictures of my buttin my awesome high-waisted pantiesbirdy

heretoenjoy:

I practice yoga to be a stronger, more flexible and more centered rope bottom for my Daddy. Plus, it feels sooooo good. :)

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ginkitten:

awesome-everyday:

coketalk:

Some of you may be catching wind of a story about some state level Michigan Republicans huffing and puffing because a female representative said the word “vagina” on the floor of the House.
Ignore this story. It is a sideshow.
Instead, please turn your attention to this guy. His name is Bruce Rendon, and he is a state representative from a tiny little backwater town in northwest bumble-fuck Michigan with a population of less than 1000.
Bruce Rendon is not an evil man, just a simple one. He has an associates degree in how to draw a straight line. He’s in the construction business just like his daddy used to be, and his idea of a god-fearing good time is judging dairy cows at county fairs. That’s fine. The world needs men who pin prize ribbons on cattle, but those men should not be given the power to legislate complex bioethical issues, because that’s how wars on women get started.
You see, this pointy-headed numnard recently introduced House Bill 5711, a ham-fisted piece of legislation that’s being called the nation’s worst anti-abortion bill. All the ridiculousness on the floor of the Michigan House is a direct result of this ignorant piece of draconian drivel.
It’s unsophisticated men like Bruce Rendon who in their righteousness are fucking things up for the rest of us, and though he may not be an evil man, that doesn’t make him any less an enemy, and I personally believe it’s always a good thing to know your enemy’s name.
Go fuck yourself, Bruce Rendon.

Should we name that sticky, sometimes slimy substance that gets left behind on your dildo or rabbit vibrator after fiercely masturbating with it in my empowered, free, liberal vagina after this guy?

YES.

Its men like this that make me ashamed to call myself a Michigander 

ginkitten:

awesome-everyday:

coketalk:

Some of you may be catching wind of a story about some state level Michigan Republicans huffing and puffing because a female representative said the word “vagina” on the floor of the House.

Ignore this story. It is a sideshow.

Instead, please turn your attention to this guy. His name is Bruce Rendon, and he is a state representative from a tiny little backwater town in northwest bumble-fuck Michigan with a population of less than 1000.

Bruce Rendon is not an evil man, just a simple one. He has an associates degree in how to draw a straight line. He’s in the construction business just like his daddy used to be, and his idea of a god-fearing good time is judging dairy cows at county fairs. That’s fine. The world needs men who pin prize ribbons on cattle, but those men should not be given the power to legislate complex bioethical issues, because that’s how wars on women get started.

You see, this pointy-headed numnard recently introduced House Bill 5711, a ham-fisted piece of legislation that’s being called the nation’s worst anti-abortion bill. All the ridiculousness on the floor of the Michigan House is a direct result of this ignorant piece of draconian drivel.

It’s unsophisticated men like Bruce Rendon who in their righteousness are fucking things up for the rest of us, and though he may not be an evil man, that doesn’t make him any less an enemy, and I personally believe it’s always a good thing to know your enemy’s name.

Go fuck yourself, Bruce Rendon.

Should we name that sticky, sometimes slimy substance that gets left behind on your dildo or rabbit vibrator after fiercely masturbating with it in my empowered, free, liberal vagina after this guy?

YES.

Its men like this that make me ashamed to call myself a Michigander 

Tagged: michiganthis man can suck my dick

Source: coketalk

Pull my hair. Grab my throat.
Theres nothing I love more

Pull my hair. Grab my throat.

Theres nothing I love more

Tagged: fucking fuck yes

Source: masteraither

New Life Goal=Acquire Pretty Girl Swag

New Life Goal=Acquire Pretty Girl Swag

Tagged: pretty girl swagget jealous

femalesilhouette:

Susan Eldridge: Lyon Heart - Preen Magazine photographed by Kayt Jones, 2007

femalesilhouette:

Susan Eldridge: Lyon Heart - Preen Magazine photographed by Kayt Jones, 2007

Tagged: prettysunnature

These are my lips…

Do with them what you wish

Tagged: birdylips

I have shoulder freckles.
They’re my favorite thing about me. 
Being positive about my body rocks…even if its just about shoulder freckles

I have shoulder freckles.

They’re my favorite thing about me. 

Being positive about my body rocks…even if its just about shoulder freckles

Tagged: birdyshoulder frecklesbody positive

danisplayground:

Ohhh hell yeah!

This is why i love Dani. Im all sulky and sad and irritated…and then i see something like this, and giggling ensues! 

danisplayground:

Ohhh hell yeah!

This is why i love Dani. Im all sulky and sad and irritated…and then i see something like this, and giggling ensues! 

Tagged: kittybitch i'm fabulousand don't you forget it

kinkycasey:

princesshoneycunt:

Unf.

Seconded…..

please?

kinkycasey:

princesshoneycunt:

Unf.

Seconded…..

please?

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